Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole has been invited out for a kebab by up-and-coming dance star Frankmusik.
The 23-year-old musician is collaborating with Cheryl on her solo album, and has told a national tabloid he plans to take her on a tour of his favourite places in his hometown of Croydon.
Frankmusik said: “I’ll show Cheryl my favourite kebab shop, the pond which is now being filled with concrete and all the drunk people in the parks.“
He added: “I get everyone to come to my studio in Thornton Heath in Croydon and then have to say hello to my nan first. It really breaks down any barriers that people may have. I think that will be enough for any girl. She might want to ditch Ashley after that and move in with me.“
Cheryl and her Girls Aloud band-mates have all agreed on ..read more
Armed police today swooped in on a house in Bournemouth where a dramatic dawn raid took place to arrest a 34 year old man on charges of Conspiracy To Kidnap Girls Aloud.
The mans name is Denzil Mobius has a long history of mental illness. His brother Dweezil told a national tabloid that Denzil made no secret of his plans to kidnap members of pop group Girls Aloud, but denied that his brother intended to kill the pop babes.
The mans brother, Dweezil told us that Denzil planned to kidnap the band members, anesthetizing them and disabling their vocal cords by cutting them with sharp scissors. He went on to say that the bands so-called music caused his brother to suffer convulsions of revulsion which could be quite disturbing to witness.
“He just wanted to shut them up for ever,” Dweezil told us. “To do ..read more

The new series of The X Factor is due to begin shortly, and Cheryl Cole has already been confirmed as one of the judges in 2009, along with the usual line up of Dannii Minogue, Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh.
Here’s a simple question, which we will ask in the form of a poll.
Cheryl Cole has revealed this week that she finds it hard to cope with her reputation as “the nation’s sweetheart“.
The X Factor judge claimed that her increased fame since becoming a talent show judge has overshadowed the fact she still has faults like anybody else.
Speaking exclusively to Hello! Magazine about constantly being in the spotlight, she said: “Oh God, whats all that about?“
“I do struggle with that – the nation’s sweetheart thing – because I don’t really get it. I’m just myself. It’s lovely, though, I can think of worse things to be called – and I have been!” she is quoted as saying.
Cheryl admitted that she appreciates the turnaround in public opinion of her since she was convicted of assaulting a toilet attendant back in 2003.
“I’ve gone from one extreme to the other – I was a ..read more
Matt Lucas has admitted that he would happily have sex with Girls Aloud babe Cheryl Cole.
The actor dressed up as Cheryl for a new Rock Profile Sketch and claimed that The X Factor judge is so good-looking that she would easily question his sexuality!
“I have met Cheryl Cole and she is very nice. In fact, I have to say that Cheryl Cole is the only woman who would turn me,” he told Heat. “I’m not joking. I’ve never slept with a woman, but she is absolutely gorgeous and I would happily make love to her on a beach.“
Matt Lucas and best friend David Walliams also depicted Kerry Katona and her former taxi driver husband Mark Croft in their new sketch shows, but the star added he had not knowingly met either of them before.
“I’ve never met Kerry Katona as ..read more
