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Offline pink Jelly bean
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« on: 03, Jul, 2010 - 10:49 »
post a joke on the thred who knows maybe youll brighten up someones day :)
can be any joke knock knock jokes funny jokes any jokes :)
responses are appreciated ahh :)
and go :)
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Offline pink Jelly bean
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« Reply #1 on: 03, Jul, 2010 - 10:50 »
ok so 2 muffins are baking in the oven and one turns and says "holy crap its hot in here" the n the other turns and says " holy crap a talking muffin"  lol
ahh c'mon its cute lo
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Offline Amber
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« Reply #2 on: 04, Jul, 2010 - 13:36 »
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Doctor.

Doctor Who?

LOL.. Rubbish I know :P
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« Reply #3 on: 04, Jul, 2010 - 15:09 »
hahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahah ahahhahaahhaaha ^ amber i aint laughing at your joke im laughing at you hehehehehe  :P
 
 
what did the dollar call his daughter???
 
penny
 
 
lol anno i t wuz lame  :P
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« Reply #4 on: 04, Jul, 2010 - 16:26 »
^ LOL

Here's a few jokes....

1) What do you call a male ladybug?

2)Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

3)Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?

A. With cabbage patches!

Rubbish right?
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Offline pink Jelly bean
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« Reply #5 on: 05, Jul, 2010 - 04:37 »
lol

knock  knock

whos there?

ya

ya who?

yahoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!



lol and amber whats the answer for the first one?
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« Reply #6 on: 06, Jul, 2010 - 13:47 »
Thats the joke.. what do you call a male ladybug :P
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« Reply #7 on: 06, Jul, 2010 - 15:16 »
THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

 My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. 
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

        And the moral of this story is:

        Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Offline pink Jelly bean
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« Reply #8 on: 06, Jul, 2010 - 20:41 »
Quote from: Amber on 06, Jul, 2010 - 13:47
Thats the joke.. what do you call a male ladybug :P



ohhh lmao airhead moment lol
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« Reply #9 on: 07, Jul, 2010 - 15:44 »
LOL Carlo.. that one actually had me laughing :P

And Jannelly.. naaah ;)
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