"Simon is the most charismatic man I've ever met - it's like he's trancing you or something. It's actually quite scary."
"All that ever holds somebody back, I think, is fear. For a minute I had fear. I went into the room and shot my fear in the face."
"I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen."
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
"If I saw an alien I'd tell it to **** right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent ****ing music. So they can ****right off, I ain't going nowhere with them."
"The internet's completely over. The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
"I'm not going to lie: There are times I play mind tricks on myself, like that the French fries are poison. With desserts, I'll let myself have just one bite, but I'll look like a freak when I'm eating it."
"Dogs smoke in France."
"Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there's a possibility of me... being psychic."
"I'd rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I'm 45."
"I'm starting to feel that people are saying I'm Lady Gaga... I'm starting to feel insulted."
"I've outdone anyone you can name - Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Strauss. Irving Berlin, he wrote 1,001 tunes. I wrote 5,500."
"Let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get THAT straight. Crack is whack."
"This height of heel is what I wear. Even my slippers. I can't even walk in flats."
Sid Vicious, The Sex Pistols
"John's just jealous because I'm the brains of the group. I've written all the songs, even from the beginning when I wasn't in the group."
"Shoes are more satisfying than having sex with a man."
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
Well can you think of anymore?