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Offline GeorgieXOX
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« on: 13, May, 2010 - 22:54 »


hi everyone, just wanted to share with you these lyrics that were made by someone on facebook. they are from a group called we gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce and they are absolute genius!! enjoyy:P
 
***LYRICS MADE BY DAREON HANLON***

There are plenty of chicks gagging for dick,
But at least she won't be your first,
And my husband can't decide which ho to go down on,
Just don't send them pictures of your girth,

Was she better? Was she worse?
Cos she's pissing on my turf,
It's just like you're going backwards
But all I want is to know,
Why would you sleep with some ho?
Are you depressed cos' you miss Mourinho?

And babe you know you're in this thing alone,
If you want a quick shag just pick up the phone,
Whenever you feel like we're growing apart,
Just go and sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep with some tart,

Any bird is worth shagging,
Just try your best to not get caught,
Staying's out of the question,
Cos I just know you'll go and sleep with some whore,

We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
If it's worth cheating, it's worth splitting up.

5 Girls? Boy you make me sick,
And why did you leave me in the dark?
Now you're free, you can **** as much as you want now,
Just know she won't share your heart,

And babe you know you're in this thing alone,
If you want a quick shag just pick up the phone,
Whenever you feel like we're growing apart,
Just go and sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep with some tart,

Any bird is worth shagging,
Just try your best to not get caught,
Staying's out of the question,
Cos I just know you'll go and sleep with some whore,

We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
If it's worth cheating, it's worth splitting up.

I know where we're heading I'm willing and ready to go,
And I'm changing my name back to Tweedy from Cole,

Any bird is worth shagging,
Just try your best to not get caught,
Staying's out of the question,
Cos I just know you'll go and sleep with some whore,

We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
If it's worth cheating, it's worth splitting up.

We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
We gotta file, file, file, file, file for divorce,
If it's worth cheating, it's worth splitting up.

***LYRICS MADE BY DAREON HANLON***
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« Reply #1 on: 13, May, 2010 - 22:56 »

Hahaha, it must have taken somebody ages to think that up!!
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« Reply #2 on: 13, May, 2010 - 23:03 »

Ahaaa.. this is hilarious :P

lol, I have a parody called ' File for divorce' on my  ipod.. different lyrics though :P
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Thankyou for Reading :)

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« Reply #3 on: 14, May, 2010 - 14:28 »

 lolz i saw this is sooo funny & i love your thread amber  :P
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« Reply #4 on: 14, May, 2010 - 15:19 »

hahahaha! gawd that's hilarious =DDD
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« Reply #5 on: 14, May, 2010 - 16:22 »

Amber added a video of a parody of FFTL in the videos section of the forum thats really funny. Go have a look. Well worth a watch.
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« Reply #6 on: 15, May, 2010 - 11:50 »

lolz i saw this is sooo funny & i love your thread amber


:D  Glad you liked it :P
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« Reply #7 on: 16, May, 2010 - 12:56 »

Glad you liked it

  :D  Glad you made it  :P
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« Reply #8 on: 16, May, 2010 - 13:46 »

hahahahahahahahaha :D
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« Reply #9 on: 17, May, 2010 - 08:09 »

Did you hear the Chelsea fans on sat singing 'I'm gonna mime mime mime mime mime all my songs'

This is getting silly.....

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