The man with as large an ego as Simon Cowell himself, Piers Morgan tells that Cheryl Cole recently rejected his advances at Simon Cowell’s 50th Birthday Bash last week.
Both Cheryl and Piers attended the £1 million birthday party, with other celebrities like Katie Price, David Hasselhoff, Louis Walsh, Kate Moss, Leona Lewis, Elton John, Dannii Minogue and many more.
Piers told a Sunday newspaper: “With the kind of miraculous good timing that’s kept my career from hitting the skids even more often than it has, I got there at exactly the same time as Girls Aloud stunner, Cheryl Cole. And, even more pleasingly, she was on her own.“
He continued: “‘Where’s that useless, treacherous husband of yours?’ I asked. (Cheryl expects this kind of abuse from me towards young Ashley. I’m an Arsenal fan and he broke our hearts. ‘I understand your pain’, she once said to me).“
Piers Morgan then continued: “Back home, she laughed. He’s got a game tomorrow. ‘Excellent,’ I replied, a little too excitedly. ‘It’s a big daunting all this, isn’t it?’ she whispered, as we walked down the giant spiral staircase together into the pre-dinner drinks reception. I’ll take care of you,’ I replied, trying (unsuccessfully) to wrench her arm into mine. ‘I’ll manage, thanks’ she said, firmly rejecting my chivalrous gesture.“
You sure your not calling him a ‘useless, treacherous husband’ because of his high-profile cheating last year Piers? Because that’s the only reason id be calling him those things!!!
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12/10/2009 at 6:36 pm
ew perve